Bitch, you KNEW I loved Froot Loops!

So why are you so mad that I have a boner because I saw this:

I know. I know. You're like, "yeah sweet blue moon clone." Fuck you, you never knew what you were talking about. This shit is like Toucan Sam's jizz in a bottle with yeast.

I appreciate that you bought it for me so much that I'll AT LEAST make out with you.