B.I.L.F. - it does a body good

Women everywhere have been hoping for the day when Ryan Gosling will come into our houses soaking wet and throw us up against a wall to ravage our bodies. To the writers of the movie The Notebook: what the fuck were you thinking? No one could possibly live up to the sultry leg-parting smirk that crosses Gosling's face so often. No man could possibly be this sensitive, smart, rugged and forgiving all at once. Writers, you have created a desire within women that is so strong that the trendy blogging website Tumblr has gotten a hold of this desire and created this righteous website of all things beard. 

http://beardlovers.tumblr.com/

Now, as an avid fan of NBC's show Parks and Recreation, my eyes have been opened to a new facial hair experience. This evolution of thought, what some might call an enlightenment, was not intentional. This valiant steed literally entered into my every thought.  With this post I announce to you, women of the world Ryan Gosling has met his match.  

The Mighty Mustache of Ron Swanson

Soooo ladies, be careful in claiming that only beards will cut it. Within each facial haired male, there lies a sexual tiger waiting to engage. GO FORTH AND ENGAGE THEIR BRAINS OUT.