Since most people are drunkenly stumbling out of a Mexican restaurant today, I thought it would be appropriate to describe the cascading orgasms that occur in my mouth when combining the power of cheese with the power of alcohol.
CASE IN POINT:
TO SET THE SCENE: The waiter approaches the table. I, having just returned from the restroom with no idea what my friend just ordered, view a bowl full of white cheese. Could it be white queso? I wonder to myself. Though intrigued by the thought, I also see a shot glass and a lighter. ARE WE GOING TO TAKE FLAMING SHOTS? Ohhhhhh no. My cultural ignorance is showing. He then proceeds to throw the shot ON THE CHEESE and set it A-FUCKING-BLAZE. Being the pyromaniac that I am, I instantly climaxed basking in the glow of the sexy, cheesy flame.
THE RESULT: 3 tortillas later.........still making sweet sweet love to the tender peppers, slight resulting alcohol taste, and supple-as-a-bare-ass tortillas. If every tortilla were a cock, i would never want it out of my mouth.
HAPPY CINCO DE DRINKO. DRIVE SAFE. AND DON'T CATCH YOURSELVES ON FIRE IN AN ATTEMPT TO RECREATE THIS SEXUAL JOYRIDE.
I don't like cheese, but you had me at A-FUCKING-BLAZE.
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ReplyDeleteMight be my fave so far. Well done.
Don't be such a TEASE and tell me where I can get ma fuckin hands on that CHEESE
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