WHO GIVES A SHIT?! There's a reason I wear padded bras. It's so you can't see me nip like a preacher's wife on Sunday morning when you invite me to lay in your fucking HAMMOCK. There is no way in hell I can resist a large. thick. well-woven piece of nylon cloth draped between two trees. MY GOD the pleasures in store for you if you invite me over for a thirty-minute catnap. Your feline fantasies are about to be realized. Twice.
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