NAPOLEON DYNAMITE WAS RIGHT TO SHOVE THESE LITTLE FUCKERS IN HIS POCKET.
I am a simple girl. Don't buy me a card, don't write me a sonnet, and really really really don't buy me flowers. BUT GOD DAMN, BUY ME A 99 CENT THING OF TATER TOTS AND MY PANTS WILL MAGICALLY HIT THE FLOOR.
Dude. Why didn't you title this?
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