Vive la France and vive le fucking fromage.
France and I get along really well. You know any dudes who provide you with endless amounts of cheap wine, delicious cheese all over every delicious meal, and perfect crème brûlée ( yeah that's right I put the accents on there, suck mon French-speaking coq )?? I would be so lucky.
That's why this post is devoted to the delectable cuisine of that beautiful country of croissants, the land of....legumes.... Okay I'm bad at this alliteration thing. But I am NOT bad at eating, and that is why I love France so much and would bang it to kingdom come, all over a hot, steamy raclette.
France and I get along really well. You know any dudes who provide you with endless amounts of cheap wine, delicious cheese all over every delicious meal, and perfect crème brûlée ( yeah that's right I put the accents on there, suck mon French-speaking coq )?? I would be so lucky.
That's why this post is devoted to the delectable cuisine of that beautiful country of croissants, the land of....legumes.... Okay I'm bad at this alliteration thing. But I am NOT bad at eating, and that is why I love France so much and would bang it to kingdom come, all over a hot, steamy raclette.
OUI OUI.
...is what I will be shouting
all night long
while I take turns
munching cheese and licking chocolate
off some sexy garçon's sexy body.
This is PERFECTIONNNNNNNNN
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