Women everywhere have been hoping for the day when Ryan Gosling will come into our houses soaking wet and throw us up against a wall to ravage our bodies. To the writers of the movie The Notebook: what the fuck were you thinking? No one could possibly live up to the sultry leg-parting smirk that crosses Gosling's face so often. No man could possibly be this sensitive, smart, rugged and forgiving all at once. Writers, you have created a desire within women that is so strong that the trendy blogging website Tumblr has gotten a hold of this desire and created this righteous website of all things beard.
Now, as an avid fan of NBC's show Parks and Recreation, my eyes have been opened to a new facial hair experience. This evolution of thought, what some might call an enlightenment, was not intentional. This valiant steed literally entered into my every thought. With this post I announce to you, women of the world Ryan Gosling has met his match.
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