My most recent dreams include beautiful cookies prancing around to Frank Sinatra music and giving me back rubs. How can a cookie give a back rub? I don't know, but they sure can give me serious fictional pleasure.
In my younger days, I was a cute little Girl Scout selling cookies outside a gas station to meet my limit. I recall hearing my mom yell " If you don't reach your goal today, your Dad and I will have to buy the rest of the boxes." Because of this fact, I purposefully refused a few people cookies so that I would not reach my goal. The love affair began then, and it has never ended.
I must tell you that I am not your typical American when it comes to Girl Scout Cookies. Sure the Thin Mint is great, but it can become monotonous when you are trying to shove a whole box of them in your face. I am a little more high maintenance.
And now, a poem....
Give me the exotic coconut,
The drizzled chocolate,
The chewy exterior,
The tantalizing caramel center.
I would twist my body like a mother fucking yoga instructor if you gave me a box of these babies. Your Dick in a Box is only welcome after my box of Tagalongs is empty.
SO if you are wondering why girls dress up as Girl Scouts on Halloween, it's not because they think they look sexy. It is a known fact that if you wear a green vest and you are over the age of 18, anyone will have sex with you to get into your cookie jar. It is the Girl Scout Law.
In my younger days, I was a cute little Girl Scout selling cookies outside a gas station to meet my limit. I recall hearing my mom yell " If you don't reach your goal today, your Dad and I will have to buy the rest of the boxes." Because of this fact, I purposefully refused a few people cookies so that I would not reach my goal. The love affair began then, and it has never ended.
I must tell you that I am not your typical American when it comes to Girl Scout Cookies. Sure the Thin Mint is great, but it can become monotonous when you are trying to shove a whole box of them in your face. I am a little more high maintenance.
And now, a poem....
Give me the exotic coconut,
The drizzled chocolate,
The chewy exterior,
The tantalizing caramel center.
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| The Stately Samoa |
Put this little bitch around my finger and I will repay you with more exciting sex than a woman who has just recieved a diamond ring.
The next cookie is a solid tie with the Samoa, mainly because it includes something that I would always take my clothes off for. PEANUT BUTTER. Thank you George Washington Carver for this epic gift to society. Peanut butter makes EVERYTHING taste like an orgasm.
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| The Tantric Tagalong |
I would twist my body like a mother fucking yoga instructor if you gave me a box of these babies. Your Dick in a Box is only welcome after my box of Tagalongs is empty.
SO if you are wondering why girls dress up as Girl Scouts on Halloween, it's not because they think they look sexy. It is a known fact that if you wear a green vest and you are over the age of 18, anyone will have sex with you to get into your cookie jar. It is the Girl Scout Law.
