Da, Ze Vite Rrrrussians!

 ...Vat?  No, not zose Rrussians.

     Mmmmmmmmm yeah that's the one.

The delectable combination of ice cold milk, Kahlua, and vodka brings a joy unlike any other. 
Kinda makes you wanna just rip off your clothes and pour it all over your body and someone else's and then spend the next hour licking it off each other.


Some people say they're not for mass consumption, but I beg to differ.  I have spent many an evening downing one after another of these sweet, creamy treats with nothing worse than bliss and a nice buzz as a result.


And I ain't racist neither.  Substitute the milk for Coke and you've got a Black Russian:


???


Yeahhh you'd put out for that too and you know it.

mission to MY PANTS

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! We've posted a Ben and Jerry's flavor Before.BUT HEAR ME OUT!
In Honor of all things good and holy and NASA, I will bid my adieu to the Space Shuttle program tonight by willingly gorging myself on a pint of Mission to Marzipan. IF I CAN FIND IT! I have been hunting it down for at least a year with no avail, but I literally have BI-WEEKLY wet dreams about these flavors. Sweet Cream, almond cookies and marzipan swirl together to purposefully make me sweet cream-in-my-shorts. SO ATLANTIS- A farewell to you and a HELLLOOOO BEAUTIFUL to possible future Missions to Marz.